Whose Story Line is it Anyway?

[Kestrel1313]

Right, this is a game I am sure literally everyone has played. Someone writes a line of a story and the next person writes the line after and so on. 
Lets see how this goes.
If we are all sitting comfortably, I shall begin... (in the most cliche way possible apparently)


"Once upon at time...."

[Liam Mason]

down in the westcountry

[Black_Mamba]

there lived a little old lady

[Kestrel1313]

Who had seventeen dogs

[Black_Mamba]

and 22 cats

[Kestrel1313]

Who went for a walk with her faithful pack

[Liam Mason]

when over in the distance

[Kestrel1313]

There came the sound of baying hounds and a bright light...

[Black_Mamba]

The old lady's cats and dogs began howling, barking and meowing in response, creating a horrific cacophony.

[Kestrel1313]

The old lady squinted her eyes and stared at the source of the light, until she could see a shape emerging.

[Black_Mamba]

The bright light allowed only a sillhouette to be seen, and it seemed to tower over the old lady and her companions.

[Liam Mason]

Suddenly there was a silence, followed by the booming voice

[Kestrel1313]

Of a man, speaking in a tone that echoed across the hills. "What year is it, small human?"

[Black_Mamba]

The old lady blinked owlishly at the figure, swaying gently in the wake of his great voice before replying sharpley. "You'll have to speak up dear!"

[Kestrel1313]

The figure seemed confused. He leaned down so his head was level with the old lady and raised his voice to the pitch of cannon fire.