Just another weirdo

[coolusername]

So I guess I should introduce myself as I am new to this group. My name is Josh, though I respond to many names (not all of which are publicly repeatable) and I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway. I speak fluent innuendo and am a fully qualified idiot (I hold the country's first PhD in being a pillock). I like to write (funny that) although I suck at it. But it's the trying that counts right? (I'm told frequently that I'm very trying). I can frequently be found filling Black_mamba's ear with random bits of useless information and absolute nonsensical brain nuggets from within my mind, and getting paid for it too!

I have pet fish.

I have a son who is ALMOST as special as me.

I like food.

I don't like sleeping. Which is good because I play world of Warcraft.

I don't know what else to say about me really.

7.

[Black_Mamba]

Can I hire you to write profile 'about me's' for me? This is brilliant! 😁

[coolusername]

I really struggled to even strong a sentence together with this. It ended up with me just jumbling together random crap haha